ALEX RODRIGUEZ vs. KOBE BRYANT
48%	Who's Douche? Given how close the voting was, there's no doubt that A-Rod and Kobe are currently the two biggest douchebag athletes in sports. Either one of them could have taken home the pennant, but it looks like A-Rod gained a brief respite when he was recently featured on 60 Minutes talking about how he's no longer talking to agent Scott Boras (whose douchiness infects all who touch him). True, A-Rod came off as the same robotic douche he's always been, but it's probably a safe bet that the 60 Minutes audience doesn't have a large representation of voters in this competition. And that doesn't make Kobe any less of a douchebag. Kobe advances.	52%

 COSSELL / REEVES
INTERDIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS 

JOE BUCK vs. DANE COOK
43%	Who's Douche? As one voter wrote, "If Joe Buck had said that the Indians really should have someone warming up in the pen one more time during the final game of the '07 ALCS, I would have driven down to Fenway and punched him in the face myself." Such is the ire that Joe Buck's I-want-to-kiss-Tim-McCarver face provokes, but apparently that still can't compete with the hair-tearing, teeth-grinding hatred that comes from listening to Dane Cook during commercial break after commercial break. At least we can all pray that the executives at FOX burn in hell for flooding their viewers with these two douchebags for the entire month of Awwwktober. Cook advances.	57%