If you're looking for a real war hero who has been in real combat and killed real human beings, look no further than the leader of America's forces in Iraq and future Commander of U.S. Central Command, General Petraeus.

Yet despite his expansive list of accomplishments, General Petraeus gets almost no love while lame-ass actors like Vin Diesel get long lists of fake facts made up about them on the internets -- probably by al Qaeda.

We have therefore compiled the following list of true facts about General Petraeus that every patriotic American should know by heart.